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Nature takes care of the Great Outdoors, but when you’re not home your indoor plants still need all the attention you give them when you’re there. Jokes, singing and plant conversation offered as an optional extra.
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You’ve thought everything through for the perfect weekend away at the lake, right down to the camping espresso maker and the potted plants. Just as soon as you finish up this one last report it’ll be time to fire up the barbecue and relax. Then you realize your laptop’s battery is failing, fast. When it’s your turn to recharge, ZeeLINX will make sure everything else is, too.
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You know it’s out there, but sometimes finding good firewood can be as hard as seeing the forest for the trees. Chopped, delivered and stacked ready for winter, ZeeLINX can provide firewood to see you through the cold.
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There you go – you did it! You pulled that new DVD player right out of its box and plugged it in. The microwave popcorn’s on the rise and you’re just about ready to go. Heck, you even set the time correctly. Now, does anyone know how to make this thing play?
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Nothing beats the feeling of coming home to find a note in your door. Someone’s been thinking of you – someone cares. It’s a pink note. Maybe from a girlfriend, maybe there are flowers... oops, no. The note is computer-generated from the gas company letting you know they’ve disconnected your service. After you’ve throttled the person responsible for paying the bills, call ZeeLINX to make sure it doesn’t happen again.
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Dear Aunt Fanni,
I don’t actually know you, but since we have been exchanging Christmas cards the past 46 years I certainly don’t want to be the jerk who breaks tradition. I trust you and yours are well,
Cousin Frank.Tired of the Christmas card routine? Trust ZeeLINX to be less honest.
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When you asked little Joey to help you wrap, you didn’t mean for him to go upstairs and crank up the Snoop Dogg. Now the pounding ceiling is keeping time with your pounding headache, and you’re ready to call a wrap to the whole festive season. Call ZeeLINX instead.
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Sure, you’d love your holiday decorating to measure up with the retired couple’s across the street – if only you had the time and some stocks in the energy business. If you’re looking for an easy and, ah, tasteful solution to the decorating dilemma, ZeeLINX will light up your holidays and pack it all away again before you’ve finished the leftover turkey.
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Just call out our name. We can provide someone to help with day-to-day chores or simply to be available when no one else can. With ZeeLINX, you’ve got a friend.
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You can almost hear the customer service person smirking on the other end of the line and you’re pretty sure he has you on speaker phone so all his co-workers can have a good laugh. The “some assembly required” furniture you bought yesterday is missing a vital part and he knows as well as you do that you won’t be making the hour’s drive back to the city to pick it up. ZeeLINX is on call when you need some thugs.
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No, the neighbours’ kid riding his ‘Big Wheel’ up and down your driveway isn’t the welcome wagon. And no, a fresh bar of soap on the kitchen sink does not count as a welcome gift. ZeeLINX will provide anything from fresh flowers to a fridge full of food to make your guests feel appreciated when you can’t be there to greet them.
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ZeeLINX knows that after a day of travelling, you or your guests don’t want to come home to a cold, empty house. Trust us to stock your fridge, turn up the heat and remember details like fresh cut flowers to make your house feel like a home even before you’ve arrived.
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We’re not talking gourmet, we’re talking about that spare set of hands around the kitchen you’ve always dreamed of to help with dinner, set the table and uncork the wine. Leave the frills to those French maids.
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You had a big fight with your girlfriend and now she’s gone. You know your broken heart will eventually mend itself but you’re not sure how to fix the broken dishes, hole in the television or hinges on the door. When everything falls apart, call ZeeLINX to put the pieces back together.
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Hey! When did Aunt Alma learn that Rolling Stones song on the piano? Oh, oops – that’s Mozart. If your piano is getting hard on the hearing, call ZeeLINX for a tune.
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